Why? Because better educated people know better than you.
Hell, even penniless refugees know more because they know all that Canada has to offer:
'Canada: Richer than America and more economically powerful than Europe'
'The most prosperous nation in the Americas, Canada ranks first in personal freedom'
'U.S. falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations, Canada remains number six'
'Canadians getting richer, average net worth tops $400,000'
'Canada first and only G7 country to recover all jobs lost during recession'
'Canada to lead G7 nations in average growth for next 50 years: OECD'
'Canada Trounces U.S. In Best Countries For Business'
'Canada rises to Top Five in world economic freedom ranking as U.S. plummets to 18th'
'Canadian banks rated safest in world'
'Canada A 'Pivot' Country That Will Thrive In New World Disorder'
'While the rest of the world sinks into despair, Canadians have never felt so upbeat about the future'
'Canada remains world's most educated country'
'Canada: Constitutional Superpower'
'Canada is best G20 country for females, India worst'
'Best Country For Kids: Canada Best Place In The World To Raise Children'
'Your Kids Will Have A Better Life If You Move To Canada'
'Canada again named the country with the world's best reputation'
'Canada's natural beauty, multicultural society, health care service and security made it the top place on the planet'
'A great time to be Canadian'
'Canada leads G8 in keeping promises'
'And the fastest-growing G8 country is Canada'
'Free trade with Canada has become a global aspiration'
'Canada ranks among the top 10 least corrupt countries in the world'
'Canada ranked second-happiest country in the world'
'Canada rises to 4th in world peace rankings'
'Vancouver, Toronto and Calgary picked as three of world's top five most liveable cities'
'Why Thousands Of Brits Move To Canada Every Year'
'Why being poor in Canada is better than being rich in France'
'Look out, Americans, average Canadian is richer than you are'
'Study: Canadians Live Longer, Healthier Lives Than Yanks'
'Canadians pay less tax per person than Americans'
'Americans enjoy less economic mobility than their peers in Canada'
'The American Dream is alive and well - in Canada'
'Americans are the latest economic refugees, and they're heading to Canada'
'Canadian Prime Minister named World Statesman of the Year'
'Canadian PM more powerful than a president, U.S. envoy says'
'Canada can fairly claim to be the best-governed country in the world'
Canada's a party the world's invited to come join in celebrating.
And, just like all the best parties, it's one that only the cool kids know about. (Hence your obvious confusion).
They know Canada's not a colossal freezing wasteland because winter is just one of Canada's four seasons.
They know Canada's tropically hot & humid in summer; and that even in the Canadian Arctic the snow melts in spring and there's summer heatwaves.
They know Canada has Provinces bigger in size than multiple European nations.
And Territories bigger than all the nations of Western Europe combined.
That, unlike the rest of the World's countries, only Canada has room to live free, roam free, and truly be free.
Not even the US - where the furthest you can get from the nearest paved road is just 22 miles - can claim that.
The Old World is the past. Canada is the future, a land so incomprehensibly huge there's more than enough room for hundreds more cities, thousands more towns, and literally millions more immigrants.
And even with all those things, Canada would STILL be a vast natural paradise with more to offer than any other country on the planet.