Here's a ton of news headlines you can look up.
They clearly prove that America's WAY better at not being any of this stuff.
'Canada: Richer than America and more economically powerful than Europe'
'The most prosperous nation in the Americas, Canada ranks first in personal freedom'
'Canada’s Financial System Ranked Number One for Sixth Straight Year'
'Obama in Canada Finds Worlds Best Financial System'
'Canadians getting richer, average net worth tops $400,000'
'Canada first and only G7 country to recover all jobs lost during recession'
'Canada to lead G7 nations in average growth for next 50 years: OECD'
'Canada leads North America in economic freedom'
'Canada rises to Top Five in world economic freedom ranking as U.S. plummets to 18th'
'Canadian banks rated safest in world'
'Canada: Constitutional Superpower'
'Charter of Rights turns Canada into a 'constitutional' trendsetter'
'Canada remains world's most educated country'
'Canada is best G20 country for females, India worst'
'Canada ranks No. 1 for women’s rights out of G20 countries'
'Best Country For Kids: Canada Best Place In The World To Raise Children'
'Your Kids Will Have A Better Life If You Move To Canada'
'Canada ranks in top 5 of world’s best places to grow old'
'Canada again named the country with the world's best reputation'
'The Best Place To Live Is Canada, Compared To The World'
'Canada's natural beauty, multicultural society, health care service and security made it the top place on the planet'
'Canadians are the most tolerant people in the developed world: report'
'Canadians more welcoming to immigrants than other countries, research shows'
'Canada tops global expats survey of best countries'
'Canada leads G8 in keeping promises'
'And the fastest-growing G8 country is Canada'
'Free trade with Canada has become a global aspiration'
'Canada Leads the Pack in Diversifying its Export Markets'
'Canada leads the world in research impact, shows study'
'Canada leads the world in technology adoption'
'Canada leads world in recognizing philanthropy by every citizen'
'Canada ranks among the top 10 least corrupt countries in the world'
'Canada ranked second-happiest country in the world'
'Canada rises to 4th in world peace rankings'
'Vancouver, Toronto and Calgary picked as three of world's top five most liveable cities'
'Toronto named world's best city to live: Economist magazine'
'Retirement in Canada less stressful than US'
'Look out, Americans, average Canadian is richer than you are'
'Study: Canadians Live Longer, Healthier Lives Than Yanks'
'Canadians pay less tax per person than Americans'
'Americans enjoy less economic mobility than their peers in Canada'
'The American Dream is alive and well - in Canada'
'Americans are the latest economic refugees, and they're heading to Canada'
'Americans moving to Canada in record numbers: report'
'To lead America, Follow Canada'
'Why Canadians Are Happier People'
'Canada can fairly claim to be the best-governed country in the world'
'Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper named 'World Statesman' of the year'
'Canadian Prime Minister more powerful than a President, US envoy says'
'Forget Obama: Canada’s Stephen Harper Is the Real ‘Leader of the Free World’'
Hope it helps. And good luck winning your argument.
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Edit:
"Update: lol didn't expect so much hate for a simple question. I honestly love canada, and we were both dissing our countries."
Do try to keep in mind that we're the nation that invented fist fighting on skates (aka hockey) because we got bored of beating the hell out of each other the regular, old fashioned way.
For a nation that Americans weirdly assume is boring, polite and peaceful, we're actually quite vicious and violent if people annoy us.